UPDATES

07.01.09

Math tells me that this is a better update than the last one. These are shitty drawings, but at least I'm updating. I did them all last night and then fell asleep before I could even take off my diaper. AND NO, BEFORE YOU EVEN ASK, Allister is a joke. There's nothing dirty gonna happen, betches. That's for the other comic..

06.02.26

I was going to give you three pages, but then I thought "My readers have never given me head, not even once." Also, if you didn't know, I started another comic with a similar style. This other, however, is an unapologetic playground for slash populated largely by hot young pirates.

06.02.19

If I'd known you could get those Thai kids to work twice as fast just by pointing a Roman candle at their ass, I would have been regularly updating again months ago!

06.02.12

Satan's wearing snowpants today. There is an update.

06.01.23

I swear this comic is not dead. It just learned that if it plays dead I won't make it massage my feet. Anyway, I joined SketchBattle in the hopes of trying to goad myself into updating again.

05.08.22

I just wanted to point out that I am having trouble finding a reasonably priced press to print paper copies of the first issue. If someone has a recommendation I would appreciate it!

05.08.02

Look, when I asked my stuffed animals, they agreed this counts as an update, and I value their crusty, hole-dappled opinion over yours.

05.07.25

I am all caught up, AND finished with the first issue. It will be available for purchase soon, in case you wanted to get a fake present for someone you hate.

05.07.18

The jail guards are being real bitches about letting me use their scanner, so updates might be slow for a few more weeks. Here are three more pages, and since I had to bend over for each one of them you better enjoy this. For an extra bonk I got to update the links, so check those out too.

05.05.23

Okay, page 23 is up and I am off to the confessional for the amoral, godless turn this story has taken. I have been a naughty boy and I need Father O'Brien to help make me clean again.

05.05.14

Full color cover, gift art gallery, and I caught up to this week's update. *zip* Well, c'mon. It ain't gonna suck itself.

05.05.12

Um, so there was like...a tsunami. And all these dead Sri Lankan children washed up all over my comic, and I took three weeks to sell them to necrophiliacs on E-bay so I could dry out the comic pages and post them. There is just one more hanging on a clothesline next to my manufactured $300 bills, and it should be up shortly.

05.04.18 - 20

I inked the wrong page! I inked 19 instead of 18. Haha I am sorry, but I will double update next Sunday. Also, check it: The gauntlet has been thrown, and I only have one thing to say to Scott McCloud: Your mom.

05.04.05

Ew, I stepped in some plot. >:|

05.03.28

I got caught playing "Naked Santa Claus" with Page 15. You might want to give it a lollipop or something because it is choking on its own tears. Also, I totally blew off a paying job to finish this page. This makes me either a lazy irresponsible asshole, or a complete six-shooter toting maverick. I am gonna go wtih that maverick thing because it greases up my turgid self esteem.

05.03.20

Page 14 is waiting for you in a seductive pose. I told it that it looked lke a slut but it just said I was jealous and possessive. I am getting more traffic than I expected, and hopefully this new layout will be easier on bandwidth (and your scrolling button). Thanks to everyone coming in from OnlineComics.net and BuzzComix.net--I know my mom is paying you to read this, but hopefully you are not suffering too badly.